Emergency Room Adventurer Pillows

'Nothing to be alarmed about Mrs.Harvey, kids do this sort of things all the time. I'm sure whatever your Jimmy's gotten lodged up there, we can get it out.'

"Dr. Eliot, would you let the dog out?"

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Being Serenading in Casualty

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

"My God, now what?"

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

'Who's your next of kin? When did you last eat or drink? Do you have any allergies? Are you wearing clean underpants?'

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

'Oh - It's you.'

CLEAR!

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

"I've got a pulse!"

'I told you we should have packed a lunch.'

Elderly lady about elderly man: 'We met in ICU. We had a rheumatic encounter.'

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

"We ran into a marathon."

A&E Department: "Take a seat!"

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

Surgical Operation.

"He fought like hell."

"Hello, A and E, which department do you need, stabbing, shooting or general GBH?"

"Whoa...not so fast! First of all please tell me your address, your health insurance number, and spell your name for me, Mr. HelpI'mBleedingToDeath."

I suppose this probably counts as an adverse event.

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'