Emergency Response Coordinator Gifts

"I'm taking Harvey off Crisis Management."

Risk perception/Risk assessment/Risk communication/Risk management

"Kamala's first act of disaster relief"

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Natural Disasters

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Coronavirus Global Alert

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Frontline health workers

In a twinkling, Rover shed his leash and became Duke, Wonder Dog of Kansas city.

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

"Ticket and passport, please."

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'

Resusci Annie takes a well-earned vacation.

Unsafe Drain Covers!

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

Decontamination

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

'Relax. This is only a test.'