Emergency Drill Aficionados T-Shirts

"The following is a test of the fire-alarm system. It is only a test. Please ignore the intense heat and combustion."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

"My God, now what?"

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

Fire Backwards.

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

'Oh - It's you.'

"I've got a pulse!"

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

Frank's Drill Co. I built this company bit by bit.

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

"We ran into a marathon."

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

Forget about the college basketball tourney, endless drilling in 100-degree summer heat is the real "march madness."

"Hello, A and E, which department do you need, stabbing, shooting or general GBH?"

'Please, everyone, stand back to give the register some air. We've had a glitch.'

"Whoa...not so fast! First of all please tell me your address, your health insurance number, and spell your name for me, Mr. HelpI'mBleedingToDeath."

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

'I said he needs an ambulance! Not ambiance!'

'Which is it, Bill? You had a terrible accident and survived without a scratch. Or, you had a terrible accident and lost a lot of blood?'

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

'You'd better clear out some rooms, nurse. He jumped off a bridge, and all his friends are behind him.'

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

"Last question, and how would you rate the ambulance response time to today's accident?"

Oil Workers

Water Drop with a Surprise