Emergency Broadcast Collector Pillows

"This Is A Test. This station is conducting a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. This Is Only A Test Right?"

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Nuts to you, too."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

The other digital divide.

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

'Universal remote, my eye!'

Horace Greeley's Storm Battered Coat and Hat

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

"An alarm clock?! Wow... What have I done to make you hate me so much, Louise?"

Orthopaedist

Since the invention of the remote control, the average American man has gained 34 pounds!: 'Where is that thing!?'

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

NY Tribune Joins NY Herald on Hobby Horse of Anti-Grant Editorials

Alarm

'I'm just working my way through my DVD boxset of The Complete Everything That's Ever Been on TV.'

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

"You need the exercise, so I bought you a bigger remote."

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

'Dang it! I can't find a voting app.'

'Could you guys do your bungee jumping somewhere else?'

John Wilkes Esq.

Newspapers discussing how they are made from recycled paper.

"No, you didn't wake me. I always sound like this."

"That's the remote control he's holding. He could never rest in peace without it."