Embellishment Pillows

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Newt sale

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Framed Lady

Christmas Presents.

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Classic Emojis for sale.

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

"Michaelangelo the order is clear, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia."

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

"I felt like 'data analyst' sounded better than 'good guesser'."

Garden genomes.

"Didn't we have a door over there?"

Welcome. National Association of People Padding their Resumes with National Associations. And I think you'll agree, our pointless seminars have some really great titles this year!

Butterfly Woman

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

"Could I have another quick look at your references, Barker?"

You can never over garnish!

"I can't wait to put them on."

"I didn't start seriously accessorizing until my mid-thirties."