Body Adornment Pillows

Eyes, Ears, Nose & Throat

Young Frankenstein

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

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Tattoos sagging with time

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Maternity tattoos

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

The Coffee Tattoo

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

Come and See the Untattooed Thin Lady.

Devil tattoo.

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.