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Eyes, Ears, Nose & Throat

I could never get a piercing.

Young Frankenstein

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

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Tattoos sagging with time

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Maternity tattoos

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

'He's got your tattoos.'

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

'It's not that I don't want more kids Victoria, I'm worried I won't have enough skin for their names.'

The Coffee Tattoo

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

Devil tattoo.

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

Come and See the Untattooed Thin Lady.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.