Embellishment Mugs

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Newt sale

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Framed Lady

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Christmas Presents.

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Classic Emojis for sale.

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

"Michaelangelo the order is clear, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia."

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

"I felt like 'data analyst' sounded better than 'good guesser'."

Garden genomes.

"Didn't we have a door over there?"

"Could I have another quick look at your references, Barker?"

"I can't wait to put them on."

You can never over garnish!

Butterfly Woman

"I didn't start seriously accessorizing until my mid-thirties."

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

Bad Outfit Alarm.