Body Adornments Mugs

"Do you have the nose ring, dude?"

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

Classic Emojis for sale.

Maternity tattoos

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

'It's not that I don't want more kids Victoria, I'm worried I won't have enough skin for their names.'

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Devil tattoo.

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

Come and See the Untattooed Thin Lady.

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

Tattoo Parlour Could you do me something in this season's colours

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

Orange navel has ring