Body Adornments Mugs

"Do you have the nose ring, dude?"

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Classic Emojis for sale.

Maternity tattoos

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

Devil tattoo.

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

Come and See the Untattooed Thin Lady.

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

Orange navel has ring

"I didn't start seriously accessorizing until my mid-thirties."

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Tattoo Parlour Could you do me something in this season's colours