Embark On Well-being Journey Pillows

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

Spa

Be Healthy

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

Dieting Motivation.

Set sail

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

"If you follow my orders and break those bad habits, you'll be in as good a shape as you've never been."

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"Until we get more employees to join, we'll just have to roll with the paunches."

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

Odd Spas

'Nevermore.'

Laughter Therapy.

'California: Here I come!'

'You have to give up this devil-may-care fattitude.'

Yoga. Welcome back! Thank you. Why did you stop coming? I couldn't decide if I liked yoga, or

Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

'You need to relax. Take this prescription to any cruise line agent.'

Clearly, you've been burning the candle at both ends, Mr. Fusco. You have the wick of a man twice your age.

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

'Go out there and carry an olive branch, son, but don't expect too much.'

Trilby - 'Let me go, Taffy...'

"Say bye-bye."

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

The Tiny Houseboat Movement

'You get the diet book which you won't read, the exercise bar you won't use and the workout CD which you won't watch, for only $29.99.'

Red eye