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'He's our Spam expert!'

Spam Folders

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Did you get my tweet?"

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"She looks just like in your photos."

Chasebook

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

My Spam Sketchbook

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

Advertising on the internet.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Facebook For Dogs.

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

"Just right click, save as, and now you own the complete works of William Shakespeare."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"The internet without cat pictures? No way! Make a realistic wish like peace on earth, justice for all, everlasting life, sane politicians..."

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

Catroom.

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

Multiple personalities with blogs.

You've got snail.