Email Communicator Pillows

John goes through a breakup with his data analyst girlfriend.

"My email is down... talk to me."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

21st century water cooler conversations.

Out and In.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"Textin’"

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"A one-word email reply... classic power move."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"We evolved from asteroids"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

Spam in Hell.

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

'Our most successful e-mail campaign was an offer to take customers off our e-mail list.'

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'