Emailing Pillows

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

'The next time you decide to send a Valentine's email...don't press 'send all' by mistake.'

Some emails just can't be ignored.

'I sent the wrong email by mistake - I'm trying to get it back!'

"I'm worried about Dad, he's got invisible friends"

"You invented a time machine to come back and hit Reply instead of Reply All?"

'The therapy is working... I don't use all caps in emails anymore.'

"Our email marketing campaign got a response from someone in Nigeria who wants to send us four million dollars. Should we deposit that in the company account, or is it better to use Paypal?"

Days of sending humourous,off-color email to other employees without being caught by management: 37.

'You've got Chain Mail!'

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

"...all my e-mails keep bouncing back as unintelligible."

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

"Now you know what your email goes through when you send a gigantic file."

"I'll send you a link."

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

Agnes is haunted by an email that she received 14 days ago and meant to respond to, but continued to put off, and now is wondering if it might just be too late to respond to at all.

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

If conversations were like email.

"I've used 'Systemic Racism', 'White Privilege', 'Post-Racial Society' and 'Marginalized'"

'Pirate'

'Don't email me. I'll email you.'

The AdRams Family no.5 - Dog plays trick on owner

"A one-word email reply... classic power move."

'Not tonight, Rodney - I have to delete e-mails.'

"Don't forget to click 'Reply All.'"

Have a look at your mailing list before you push the 'Send' button.

"What's up? Never heard of e-snail before?"

A workaholic's dream.

"Bad news, J.B., the creative staff has finally learned to use e-mail."

"This message has no subject and the contents aren't much to write home about either."

"I'm going to wind down with a glass of wine and a few e-mails."

'I'll e-mail you if I think of any other prezzies you can bring me!'

'Why waste money sending my secretary one of those saucy postcards when I can just send her a saucy email!'

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