Email Communicator Prints

John goes through a breakup with his data analyst girlfriend.

"My email is down... talk to me."

21st century water cooler conversations.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Out and In.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"Textin’"

"A one-word email reply... classic power move."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"We evolved from asteroids"

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

Spam in Hell.

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'Our most successful e-mail campaign was an offer to take customers off our e-mail list.'

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Executive Asks Death To Wait