Elton John Fan Gifts

Back on the mound after succesful Elton John surgery.

"We've managed to track down the only person who has NOT recorded a duet with Elton John."

Intelligent people laugh too!

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"Elfis"

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

"You can't do Elvis - you ain't nothing but a hound dog!"

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

Honestly Norman, would you relax! No one is going to rock the boat! Norman was right to have a suspicious mind.

Rock the boat

"Imagine there's no heaven. . ."

"Elon is coming! Elon is coming!"

"Meet Elvis?? Sorry, but they were right. . . He's alive and well on Earth!"

Castaways say; 'Now don't go rocking the boat Elvis.'

Guitar emergency.

"We have to keep them guessing."

'It's hard to tell if that's part of the routine or just rheumatism.'

Bangtan boys BTS caricature

Charles Darwin

'You ain't nothin' but a hound dog cryin' all the time?'

Honey please!

Guitarist.

"Curry okay?"

Street musician enterprises.

'You'd be surprised how many people comment on my resemblance to Elvis.'

'Don't stop playing. My sales are going through the roof!'

Elvis Presley

"Howard used to be an Elvis look-alike."

"Just because it's your birthday doesn't mean you can beam back down to earth for a cheeseburger!"

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

Dr. Jekyll turns into... Elvis Presley