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Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"We won!"

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Elvis Presley

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

There aren't any serious side effects — just an occasional Elvis sighting.

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

Lord of the Rings IV.

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

'I'm new here...how can you tell the real 'Elvis' from the impersonators?'

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

Breaking up with an Elvis impersonator

Will Curl Lip For Food

Elvis Presley.

"Imagine there's no heaven. . ."

Liam Gallagher

The Landlord Of The Rings

'I wish I could look just like Elvis.'

"All you ever want to do is go to the Hop."

"Elon is coming! Elon is coming!"

Graceland

At Graceland everything has been left the same as the day Elvis died.

Lancelot put to the Test.

"Shaken."

Elvis impersonator, managed by Col. Parker's nephew, Eddie.

Elvis fans

'Do these pants come with bigger belt loops?'

'Nine years after the conclusion of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Gollum reveals how he wins Steve Buscemi look-alike contests.'