John Lennon Admirer T-Shirts

"Life's what happens to you while you're busy quoting other people."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

The Gettysburg Address in process.

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'No, no. I told you to look for a precedent.'

Horatio Nelson

King Richard I

A very rare color photo of Abraham Lincoln

Ludwig von Beethoven

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

Peter Jackson's Hobbit

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

"He didn't do squat for cats."

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

Bob Dylan

"Imagine there's no heaven. . ."

Chuck Berry

'So Long Marriane' 1946-2025 - 1960's Icon Muse and Actress...I Didn't Do Conventional.

The Brief Lincoln - Mum Debate.

What have you got by the Doors? Fire extinguishers and a light switch.

Meat Loaf

John Fogerty

Donald Trump hides behind the Lincoln Memorial

Lincoln's lips were a huge addition to his Gettysburg Museum.

SOUTH CAROLINA SECEDES, 'See - I TOLD you that you couldn't fool all of the people all of the time!'

You don't need to use air quotes for your own words, Mr. Lincoln.

Jimmy Page

The Stranglers

'We need an outsider with the common touch who can debate the pants off anybody. Any ideas?'

Tom and Nancy Seaver

"How dare they call us 'common?!' Starlings are common. . . we're the 'spirit of the north woods' for cryin' out loud."

"The coach said that you play like Ronaldo? Ha! You loser! He told me I play like Chloe Kelly!"

Joseph Haydn