Elocution Teacher Mugs

'Say 'AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRAAAAA', Mr Tazan.'

Cockney elocution teacher

A Puppet Named Juan

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Nathaniel Hawthorne

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'They all want to play the star.'

Punctuation Police

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

'Hamlet'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Trump! The Musical

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Shakespeare was bisexual

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

Thomas Hardy

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

Macbeth: Take Two

Sometimes Y Turn