Esl Teacher Mugs

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

"They want me to enrol in remedial English while I'm still struggling with English."

"Baldo, are you translating for Marco?"

A Puppet Named Juan

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Campaign for Plain English

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Punctuation Police

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Shakespeare was bisexual

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

"Oh, this old thing?"

Thomas Hardy

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Law School teacher.

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

Sometimes Y Turn

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Lord Byron

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."