Esl Teacher Mugs

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

"They want me to enrol in remedial English while I'm still struggling with English."

"Baldo, are you translating for Marco?"

A Puppet Named Juan

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Campaign for Plain English

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Punctuation Police

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Shakespeare was bisexual

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"Oh, this old thing?"

Thomas Hardy

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

Sometimes Y Turn

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Lord Byron

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"'Grim Reapers' was considered too offensive, these days we're known as 'afterlife facilitators.'"

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

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