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A baroque elk.

Skipping Horse

Mardi Gras

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

hard-boiled egg...

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Cling-On Dog

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Please Drove Carefully.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

Koala

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Bears going water skiing.

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"I think we may be related!"

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

A day at the transgenic races

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Stubborn Horse

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.