Elk Aficionado Pillows

A baroque elk.

Skipping Horse

Mardi Gras

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

hard-boiled egg...

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Cling-On Dog

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Please Drove Carefully.

"Well, we needed the rain."

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Koala

Bears going water skiing.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I think we may be related!"

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

A day at the transgenic races

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Stubborn Horse

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."