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"I detect an accent – money?"

Sloaney Pony.

'Greenwich in the Season'

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

Goodnight Social Media.

'I can't take much more of the happiness treadmill.'

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

"I've been living vicariously through a really boring person."

Renaissance Zone

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"It was a gift from god."

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Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

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'I'm very active. I'm always jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth, skipping lunch, and jogging my memory. With all that jumping, stretching, skipping and jogging, I still can't lose weight.'

"In my day we had trimphones."

'I had to report it. Based on your lifestyle, your heart attack was premeditated.'

"I hope this isn't meant to be a criticism of our current life style."

Obesity: Mechanical & Biological.

Lager drinker and a vegetarian eating together.

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."

"He's always, like, 'Oh, really? I went to school in Canis Major - well, not in Canis Major, but just outside Canis Major,' and it's like, we get it, you went to Blarvard."

American 'Idle'.

"No, he hasn't lost weight. It's the size he expects to be in next year."

Rodney kicked off his fitness regime by buying a heavier remote control...this was not enough.

"One day, son, all this will belong to the youngest woman willing to make her body my playground."

"I just found an Eastern philosophy that's very accepting of S.U.Vs."

'This is the life - false friends, artificial stimulation,vicarious sex...'

'I've lost the will to die.'

Modern Slavery

Nathan is a strict vegetatetarian.

'No, Johnny, it's 'an apple a day keeps the doctor away' - not 'an app a day.''

A meal of pills.

'I told my wife I'd give e-cigarettes a try, but I drew the line on e-beer.'