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"I just found an Eastern philosophy that's very accepting of S.U.Vs."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Private Jet

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

The Red Carpet

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

Champagne Charlie.

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

Goodnight Social Media.

'There are articles all over the press about how stress can kill you!'

"Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more."

"I detect an accent – money?"

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

Ladies who lunch.