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"I just found an Eastern philosophy that's very accepting of S.U.Vs."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Private Jet

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

The Red Carpet

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

Champagne Charlie.

"Hey, look at me, I'm a space billionaire."

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

Goodnight Social Media.

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

"Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more."

Boss, customers are asking why you've doubled prices. I'm just being fair. When the cost of coffee beans go up, everyone thinks I'm justified in raising the price of coffee. But cost increases come in all shapes and sizes. What about my new 80" tv? What about my new car note? What about my manservant I just imported from London? I dream of the day when all costs can be passed on to customers equally. Greed is not a civil right issue!

"I detect an accent – money?"

'There are articles all over the press about how stress can kill you!'

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."