Elevator Chats Pillows

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Muzak's Top 10

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

'Yeh right! Always blame the dung beetle!' - An elevator mishap.

"How small will he get?"

'I think I'm suffering from an identity crisis, but then who am I to say?'

Elevator dilemma.

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

Executive Elevator: Up Only

"You look sharp, like a carefully aged Cheddar."

Abandon Personal Space All Ye Who Enter Here

Family living in an allevator

"Just be honest and tell him we're lost."

Legends of Hold Music

'These elevators are slow, but it sure beats flying.'

"Showoff" - Bald man envies punk.

Political Polls, Inc: (Elevator): 'Up. Down, Undecided/don't know'

'Gee! I liked Muazk better than this laugh track!'

"I guess this is me."

"Oh, no! How are we going to divide this space by seven?"

'Now THAT'S what I call great elevator music!'

At the elevator music recording studio.

"Well, I'm sorry, but I just can't help mindlessly humming the corn ball tunes I pick up from the elevator."

Elevator button for bar & grill.

"I continue to wear a mask as a courtesy to you. My wife says I have terrible breath."

"Sorry, Ma'am. Down only."

Canadian Standoff

'Hello?...Tes, hello Dr. Stein... mm hmm...I see...how contagious?'

'That's the best hold music I've ever heard, I'd like to sign you up at once'

Quiten brain farts in the elevator.

Gilligan's Elevator.

'This elevator has the most romantic Muzak soundtrack.'

'How can you not like elevator music?'

"You go ahead. I'm kinda feeling this music."