Elevator Chats Prints

'And I'd appreciate it if you didn't shout 'Let's take it to the next level!' every time we go up a floor.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Muzak's Top 10

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

'Yeh right! Always blame the dung beetle!' - An elevator mishap.

"How small will he get?"

'I think I'm suffering from an identity crisis, but then who am I to say?'

Elevator dilemma.

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

Executive Elevator: Up Only

Closed. He was unable to complete the elevator repair today -- Further steps will need to be taken.

"You look sharp, like a carefully aged Cheddar."

Abandon Personal Space All Ye Who Enter Here

Family living in an allevator

"Just be honest and tell him we're lost."

Legends of Hold Music

'These elevators are slow, but it sure beats flying.'

"Showoff" - Bald man envies punk.

'Gee! I liked Muazk better than this laugh track!'

Political Polls, Inc: (Elevator): 'Up. Down, Undecided/don't know'

"I guess this is me."

"Oh, no! How are we going to divide this space by seven?"

At the elevator music recording studio.

'Now THAT'S what I call great elevator music!'

"Sorry, Ma'am. Down only."

"Well, I'm sorry, but I just can't help mindlessly humming the corn ball tunes I pick up from the elevator."

"I continue to wear a mask as a courtesy to you. My wife says I have terrible breath."

Elevator button for bar & grill.

Canadian Standoff

'Hello?...Tes, hello Dr. Stein... mm hmm...I see...how contagious?'

'That's the best hold music I've ever heard, I'd like to sign you up at once'

'Not again!...'

Quiten brain farts in the elevator.

Gilligan's Elevator.

"You go ahead. I'm kinda feeling this music."