Elevator Humor Lover Prints

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

"Oops. Wrong floor."

Elevator button for bar & grill.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

Thumbing a Lift.

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Going Down?

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Elevator charge $1.00.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

The guy who got in on the ground floor

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

Muzak's Top 10

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

Santa Elevator

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

A Fork-lift.

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

"This thing is so slow!"

'Going up?'

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"Do we look like we're going up?"

Elevator. Up, down and dirty.

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

"What does it look like? I'm running a little late this morning."