Elevator Music Lover Prints

'This elevator has the most romantic Muzak soundtrack.'

'Now THAT'S what I call great elevator music!'

"Please turn off mobiles so as not to spoil others' enjoyment of the elevator music."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Going Down?

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Thumbing a Lift.

Elevator charge $1.00.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

The guy who got in on the ground floor

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

Muzak's Top 10

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

Santa Elevator

A Fork-lift.

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

"This thing is so slow!"

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

'Going up?'

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"Do we look like we're going up?"

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

"What does it look like? I'm running a little late this morning."

Elevator. Up, down and dirty.