Elevator Jazz Appreciator Prints

"...Now they're playing tape number 7710K. It starts with Johnny Mathis hits arranged for strings and woodwind, then goes on to Mister Henry Mancini. After that..."

Louis Armstrong

Cocktails on the verandah.

Rhapsody in Blue.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Jazz is Invented

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Radiator jazz player

Chano Pozo,

Saxophone Player.

Dynamite little combo

Piano Keyboard

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

Bryan Ferry

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Six jazz instruments.

Quartet.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"You know you're getting old when..."

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Ginger Baker.

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

Louis Armstrong.

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'