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"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

'Oh my god, I may have to walk on the floor!'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Look what I found, dad!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

God Sneezes Out Creation

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Alien Snowmen

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

How am I abducting?

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

The flies have landed.