Element Admirer T-Shirts

'With just a soupçon of argon.'

At the Periodic Picnic Table of the Elements

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

The Style of Elements

Robocop and Juliet.

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Robot Jogger

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Sleeping Beauty

Robot walking pet robot

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

Prisoner still life painting.

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

Sharp Eyes

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"It's a great work!"

'Picasso'

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

Red hot little combo

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."