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"That's ridiculous. People will never get that attached to electronics. Hey! What happened to the TV?"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

Timbre Wolf

'To be honest, I would have never invented the wheel if not for Urg's ground breaking theoretical work with the circle.'

'I know it's a nuisance, but they came as part of the home cinema package.'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Orchestra

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

Gamers

Man mistakes new ironclad warship for Noah's Ark

GPS Systems.

'This is my new carbon fibre shell: Ten times as strong, fifty times as light...'

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

'Would you like your ultrasound photos standard, high definition, 3-D, or 4K ultra HD?'

Consumer care and technologies

"You've got to compress it because my email account is limited to 3MB."

"You fix it by buying a new one."

How the little banjo boy became a drummer

'Mary finally solved the blinking clock problem by putting black tape over it.'

Bananas eye the blender