Element Admirer Mugs

'With just a soupçon of argon.'

At the Periodic Picnic Table of the Elements

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

The Style of Elements

Robocop and Juliet.

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Sleeping Beauty

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Robot walking pet robot

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

Prisoner still life painting.

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Red hot little combo

Sharp Eyes

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"It's a great work!"

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

Timbre Wolf

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

'Picasso'

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."