Elegist T-Shirts

'So you're an elegist out of touch with the zeitgeist. You'll live.'

The Rooster Comedian.

Baroque Peacock

Wine Pyramid

Lady in a pretty dress

Silver Fox

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

"You think I would have sunk forty thousand clams into this lemon if I had known they were coming out with a nine-dollar boner pill?"

"And to think I always thought you walked with an ominous elegance like Henry Fonda."

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

Alexander Pope.

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

Cafe society / Nescafe society.

'She's determined to grow old gracefully.'

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol weight, and self importance are all too high.'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

Minuet

Reference: Who's Who/Who Cares

Off to the Opera

Cover Design for Beardsley's 'Book of Fifty Drawings'

The Abbe- For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

"It's my company. I want to star in the commercial."

'I love appearing on stage. My only regret is that I can't be in the audience to fully appreciate my work.'

'There's nothing wrong with being highbrow.'

Women's Fashions - A Study From Nature

'Just stand there and don't sit on anything until we're ready to leave or you'll be covered with pet hair. I've got toothpaste on my dress.' 'My, what an elegant couple we are.'

'Edgar, I thinking of stepping beyond the bounds of good taste.'

'Well, if you need me to put it into 'layman's terms' maybe you should be talking to someone with a lower IQ.'

Elegant Lady

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

"Goodness gracious no, I didn't go to a public puppy-school: I went to an elite private puppy-school..."

'But enough about me. . . tell me about yourself.'

'The Garrett Club'

Special Person Statue