Electronic Music Inventor Gifts

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Mozart on a computer,

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

A woman playing a keyboard

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

"Spaghetti Rave"

Music for car stereos

Computer Music

"I compose using post it notes!"

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

'I think he is a composer.'

'Oh, sow some interest! How many 8-year-olds can play the '1812' on a vacuum hose?'

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

That special place in heaven reserved for undiscovered composers, writers and artists.

"Now you've done it!"

String Quartet Vending Machine

Requiem

Diplo

"Don't worry I removed the instructions."

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

Musician playing the piano on a computer.

Composer.

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

Spider harpist.

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.