Electronic Music Inventor Gifts

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Mozart on a computer,

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

A woman playing a keyboard

Ginger Baker.

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

Music for car stereos

"Spaghetti Rave"

Computer Music

"I compose using post it notes!"

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

'I think he is a composer.'

'Oh, sow some interest! How many 8-year-olds can play the '1812' on a vacuum hose?'

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

"The drummer's got to go - he's too loopy."

You know that symphony I wrote in GarageBand? It drops next week. You're invited. Symphonies don't "drop," little buddy. Rock albums "drop." R&B "drops." Symphonies "debut." And they usually debut in concert halls, with live musicians. Where's your symphony debuting? Anybody-can-upload-anything-for-people-to-download.com. I wonder if I can get my tux pressed in time.

"Now you've done it!"

That special place in heaven reserved for undiscovered composers, writers and artists.

Diplo

Requiem

"Don't worry I removed the instructions."

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

String Quartet Vending Machine

Musician playing the piano on a computer.

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

Composer.

Spider harpist.

Monk Synth Bell Ringers