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Electrocution Story Buff Gifts
Looking for a unique gift for the electrocution story buff? Our collection offers witty, creatively designed items that capture the fascination with stories of shocks and sparks. Perfect for those who enjoy electrifying tales and storytelling ingenuity. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that electrify their interests and add a spark of humor to their collection.
"Now, how can I be of assistance?"
You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy
'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'
I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!
Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.
"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."
"Goodness, grandma. What big deposits you made in offshore accounts without declaring it."
I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.
"I called for you creative people because I feel it's time to begin my autobiography."
After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.
"I've gotta lay off the 3 little pigs."
Recruit Depot - Barber. That barber is fast! He knows a short-cut!
Poems to Spookify
"The true story"
Wolf blew over pig's sandcastle.
"Triple espresso." "Forget it, Uncle Mort. Your doctors said no caffeine." "I am not your Uncle Mort. I am someone else altogether." "Oh yeah? Who are you?" "I am... Drinkum... Coffeeman... Worthington-Smythe... of the Florida Coffeeman-Worthington-Smythes." "You may have heard of us... We're a family of... um... troubadours. I, myself, wrote several ballads for the likes of Sinatra, Pat Boone, and Jimi Hendrix." "So if I were to Google that right now, Google would confirm that?" "Google
"Let's follow him on social media."
Pete Seeger
'I don't care if I have been here for a hundred years! What kind of pervert kisses a girl while she's sleeping?!'
When worlds collide...
The Quack Quack Diaries: Sal E. Mander's Swamp Swipe!
Father electric plug to son: 'It's time you knew, son ... you're adapted.'
'Been in advertising long?' man asks painter, who's painting a pile of rubbish as a beautiful countryside scene.
"Too Marvel?"
"Just a little bit off the top, please."
"I'm sorry, Sparky... I don't think we're a good fit."
Refueling Electric Cars
'The money we're saved on gas paid for Jim's leg when he tripped over the cord.'
Dog receives an electric shock from an electrical fire hydrant.
The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Falls In Love
Ship in a Bottle Arrives at Desert Island.
"Why am I always attracted to women with an unpredictable, dangerous energy crackling under the surface?"
Insecticide.
'Down a few volts yet Harry!'
Electrocution Story Buff Gifts Collection
Electrocution Story Buff Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the electrocution story buff, featuring witty designs that’ll set sparks flying during their coffee break.
Electrocution Story Buff Pillows
Add a jolt of humor to your decor with pillows designed for the electrification story enthusiast. Perfect for cozying up with a shocking story.
Electrocution Story Buff Prints
Express their fascination with electrification stories through vibrant and witty prints. A great way to decorate with a shocking sense of style.
Electrocution Story Buff T-Shirts
Discover T-shirts that electrify their wardrobe! Our fun and witty designs are ideal for those who love intriguing, shocking tales.