Electrifying Humorist Pillows

'Down a few volts yet Harry!'

AA Meeting Here Today

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

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"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

The world's first exploding cricket box...

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

'..and one for the pot.'

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

"Could you put me 'on hold' Mom? I could use a hug."

"I'm waiting in for a plumber."

Mum, Dad, I've met something...

Convergent Fauna

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

Death model.

"Wisdom is growing your hair long so the hairs growing in your ears don't show

"We've got to strike the setup. The patron wants organic."

Artist, sitting in front of a sign identifying a bridge as a draw bridge, draws the bridge.

'Don't make me use my chemical weapons...'

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."