Electricity Humor Lover Mugs

'I can't play. I'm grounded.'

AA Meeting Here Today

The discovery of electricity...

'Does this thing get channel four.'

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

Love At First Shock

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

"Don't rage, rage against the dying of the light, just pay the electric bill."

Nuclear energy.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

God bless our all-electric home.

'I'm taking static electricity for share and tell.'

'Male and Female He created them.'

Unplugged.

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

In spite of the protests from animal rights groups, doctor Clemens continues his experiments on static electricity.

Witness Protection Program

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

1749 - While grabbing a lamp before retrieving jerky from the cellar, Ben Franklin discovers static electricity.

Power company desk boxes: 'Direct...alternating'.

Plasma scientist

"We blew a fuse."

"Nails? - Certainly sir. How long do you want them. . . ?"

"No. You're not going crazy... You just need an outlet."

"Do you have anything in a smaller size?"