Electricity Jokesters Mugs

'Figured out how to steal electricity yet?'

AA Meeting Here Today

"Don't rage, rage against the dying of the light, just pay the electric bill."

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

'Male and Female He created them.'

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

Trees talking, "Hey your roots are showing"

"Dibs on the tall one!"

"Boy oh boy, how will you ever be able to pay your energy bills?"

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

'I bought this energy saving bulb in your shop, but it doesn't work.'

"Welcome to New Jersey, the 'What is that smell?' state."

'Exercise isn't supposed to be energy efficient!'

Pinocchio's Wish

Nuclear power plant.

"Due to the high electricity price, you'll have to pay a 25 bucks deductible. As you will understand, I'd like to have it in advance."

'Did we plunder any carbon credits?'

Electrical power for California.

Weather Forecast for Hell," Once again it will be hot."

'The apple, a perfect fruit, crunchy, fits in your your hand, keeps the doctor away, but can it cure the economy? By George, I'm gonna find out! Wanna bite?'

'I am going to Internets Anonymous... we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'

Tat Nav - Rag and Bone Man.

'Well it is listed but that's mainly down to the local fracking.'

Winter will be tough...

"Doug, that is incredibly inappropriate."

"Guilty as charged."

Coal Liquidifcation Plant/Oil Solidification Plant.

'But Adam, all I did was download a little applet.'

Homeless man on internet looking at homeless page.

'I can't play. I'm grounded.'

'Ha! Ha! Ha! Is this stake made of rain forest wood? The environmentalists will crucify you for using it, Van Helsing!'

"I spoke to Tommy about going to university. He said he would rather get into computer fraud."

'Hello? Electric company?'

Russell learned too late that he wasn't changing religions when he decided to convert to Ethanol.