Electric Humor Aficionado Mugs

Father electric plug to son: 'It's time you knew, son ... you're adapted.'

"I'm sorry, Sparky... I don't think we're a good fit."

AA Meeting Here Today

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

Energy trap.

Funky Facts: Elephants.

Cat reading Rommel biography.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

In case of emergency...break glass: Crisis Manual.

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

"All I'm getting is the effects of global warming on the ice cap..."

Sex shop headache pills...

"It's said to be haunted by the ghost of the fifth earl, who fell on hard times."

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Rudolph Red Light District

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.'

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

Emergency Marketer

"He that can remove the sword shall be king, eh? Heh, heh - Guess we're looking at the future King Bertie."

'He should have planned his wardrobe this morning - his Flies undone...'

Jurassic HitlerDanger World

'No fortune cookies please - I don't want to get my hopes up.'

Rudolph's nose has light fitting for bulb. Santa picks out a red bulb.

Bottleopener.

"Oh, that's Mr Norris. He's our risk analyst."

"She was a good turtle."

No Trespassing - Official Government Wetlands.

Safety pin factory.

Mosey sign on crossing.

Pornographic telephone directory

Condoms,

Dog receives an electric shock from an electrical fire hydrant.