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Father electric plug to son: 'It's time you knew, son ... you're adapted.'

AA Meeting Here Today

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

Energy trap.

Cat reading Rommel biography.

Funky Facts: Elephants.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

In case of emergency...break glass: Crisis Manual.

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

"All I'm getting is the effects of global warming on the ice cap..."

Sex shop headache pills...

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

"It's said to be haunted by the ghost of the fifth earl, who fell on hard times."

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.'

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Emergency Marketer

"He that can remove the sword shall be king, eh? Heh, heh - Guess we're looking at the future King Bertie."

'He should have planned his wardrobe this morning - his Flies undone...'

'No fortune cookies please - I don't want to get my hopes up.'

Rudolph's nose has light fitting for bulb. Santa picks out a red bulb.

Bottleopener.

"Oh, that's Mr Norris. He's our risk analyst."

"She was a good turtle."

No Trespassing - Official Government Wetlands.

Mosey sign on crossing.

Safety pin factory.

Condoms,

"Yo, dude! Your idea for a web cartoon is really cool. It really shows what Latino life is all about. Though I would throw in more pinatas, more tacos, more beer, less auto insurance...a lot less auto insurance."

Pornographic telephone directory

Dog receives an electric shock from an electrical fire hydrant.