Electrician's Humor Fan T-Shirts

AA Meeting Here Today

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

"Don't rage, rage against the dying of the light, just pay the electric bill."

'If the drain's clogged with food, why not clean it out with some high fiber bran flakes?'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

'Male and Female He created them.'

Executive Elevator: Up Only

Auto Mechanic's Confessional Booth

Cylinder Head

'It's Clegged up, Mrs - I'm afraid it means another U-turn!'

'Excuse me while I rub the smoke out of my glass eye.'

'Vienna Brass Ensemble'

Father electric plug to son: 'It's time you knew, son ... you're adapted.'

Forklift truck

"Dibs on the tall one!"

'Reminds me, my urologist said there's something wrong with my plumbing.'

Safety pin factory.

Dog receives an electric shock from an electrical fire hydrant.

'Did you hear that marketing wants us to move into 'compressed liquids' next?'

"So, General, what do you think of this new idea for a bridging technique?"

How to Cross the Rhine

'Can you hear me in the back rows?'

'Then we'll just mark it 'Do not shake well before using.''

Pipelines

Oh great. It needs AC and we've got DC.'

Gilligan's Elevator.

'The drain snake didn't help, so I've called in a group of clog dancers.'

"Guilty as charged."

'Cold enough now?'

"Doug, that is incredibly inappropriate."

A pelican with a pipe leading from his large bill to his stomach.