Electrician's Humor Fan Prints

No caption (A bug walks by and electrical outlet, and the outlet makes a face).

AA Meeting Here Today

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

"Don't rage, rage against the dying of the light, just pay the electric bill."

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

'If the drain's clogged with food, why not clean it out with some high fiber bran flakes?'

Auto Mechanic's Confessional Booth

Closed. He was unable to complete the elevator repair today -- Further steps will need to be taken.

Executive Elevator: Up Only

'Male and Female He created them.'

'It's Clegged up, Mrs - I'm afraid it means another U-turn!'

Cylinder Head

'Excuse me while I rub the smoke out of my glass eye.'

"Dibs on the tall one!"

Forklift truck

Father electric plug to son: 'It's time you knew, son ... you're adapted.'

"I'm sorry, Sparky... I don't think we're a good fit."

'Vienna Brass Ensemble'

'Reminds me, my urologist said there's something wrong with my plumbing.'

Safety pin factory.

Dog receives an electric shock from an electrical fire hydrant.

"So, General, what do you think of this new idea for a bridging technique?"

How to Cross the Rhine

'Did you hear that marketing wants us to move into 'compressed liquids' next?'

'Can you hear me in the back rows?'

Oh great. It needs AC and we've got DC.'

Gilligan's Elevator.

'Then we'll just mark it 'Do not shake well before using.''

Pipelines

'The drain snake didn't help, so I've called in a group of clog dancers.'

"Guilty as charged."

'Cold enough now?'

"Doug, that is incredibly inappropriate."