Electricity Humor Lover Gifts

'I can't play. I'm grounded.'

AA Meeting Here Today

The discovery of electricity...

'Does this thing get channel four.'

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

Love At First Shock

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Nuclear energy.

"Don't rage, rage against the dying of the light, just pay the electric bill."

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

I'm a bolt, dummy! Does everything look like a nail to you?!

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

Unplugged.

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

'I'm taking static electricity for share and tell.'

'Male and Female He created them.'

God bless our all-electric home.

'Sparky! Your mother and I are shocked at your current behavior! Until you learn to conduct yourself properly, you're grounded!'

In spite of the protests from animal rights groups, doctor Clemens continues his experiments on static electricity.

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

Witness Protection Program

Plasma scientist

"We blew a fuse."

Power company desk boxes: 'Direct...alternating'.

1749 - While grabbing a lamp before retrieving jerky from the cellar, Ben Franklin discovers static electricity.

"Nails? - Certainly sir. How long do you want them. . . ?"

"No. You're not going crazy... You just need an outlet."

"Do you have anything in a smaller size?"

"Electrical connection is between one male and one female plug."