Electricity Generation Gifts

'They don't only produce electricity they also help to keep the planet cool.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'He likes to power nap.'

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

The discovery of electricity...

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"Neversource"

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"Here's the problem."

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

Plasma Ball

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

Is this what they call inherent safety?

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

Industrial Beautification van

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

Where clean coal comes from.

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

News and Magazines. Economic Stimulus Package. With the price of gasoline, it seems like a bad time to fuel the economy.

Edison: The Father also of Static Electricity

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'