Electricity Generation Prints

'They don't only produce electricity they also help to keep the planet cool.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'He likes to power nap.'

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

The discovery of electricity...

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"Neversource"

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"Here's the problem."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

Is this what they call inherent safety?

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

Plasma Ball

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

Industrial Beautification van

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

Edison: The Father also of Static Electricity

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.