Electricians With A Sense Of Humor Mugs

"Dibs on the tall one!"

AA Meeting Here Today

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

'To explain this extremely complex new imaging system, we've brought in Chuckles.'

Auto Mechanic's Confessional Booth

Security Alert in the Paperless Office. . . .

"Your computer is fine. It's your brain that has a lot of useless programs on it. Unfortunately, it doesn't come with an uninstall button."

"Hey, look at this. After only a month, the idea that we spend the last two years developing has attracted $10 on Kickstarter."

Computer Repairs

'...and this one comes with two trilobites of memory.'

Rudolph's nose has light fitting for bulb. Santa picks out a red bulb.

Father electric plug to son: 'It's time you knew, son ... you're adapted.'

'Figured out how to steal electricity yet?'

'Vienna Brass Ensemble'

WIFI connections

"Any idea what the password is for reactivating dad?"

Wireless high-wire act.

"We have all the latest technologies, but catching them still takes old fashioned footwork."

How to Cross the Rhine

A Wal-Mart Customer Speaks

"Sorry, kids, this is the cheapest GPS we sell."

'Take 2 of these pills last thing at night. And 2 if you wake up in the morning.'

"Say, aren't we a bit too old to drive a car?"

Hippie Army Knife