Election Lover Gifts

'I thought the ad was recruiting for the local polling station...'

'If elected, I promise to keep any x-rated stuff where it belongs. . . hidden from view.'

Vote for Hanley

"Good boy."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'If only every year was an election year.'

An informed voter is a good voter

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

Elections

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

John F. Kennedy

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Joe Biden

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

Palin 2012

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

2020 Republican Party National Convention

"On yesterday's news, we left Bill and Hillary and Al and Tipper in the Midwest, preparing to go their separate ways after their bus trip. Meanwhile, their nemesis, George, upset by the latest popularity polls, was consulting with his friend James about h

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Joe Biden

Honest Voting Stickers

Election 2020

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

2016 election squabbles!