Election Comedy T-Shirts

'Walter has been undecided since 1984.'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

'They expect us to vote cold sober?'

'You've got to help me, Doc - I'm a swing voter!'

England's jester - United States' jester.

Trump's firings

Jeb Can Ficks It

"If memory serves, the alternative to being a McGovern-nik was being a Nixon-nik."

'Look out, he has a gun!'

"Give me moderation or give me death!"

'We see a lot of carpal tunnel syndrome caused by repetitious pushing of the tv mute button during the political ad season.'

I like you as president/I like-like you as president.

The Big Nothing

Four Seasons Total Landscaping

Vice-President Auditions Today!

"The gravy train at platform 2 will be calling at all stations to Westminster."

And the pig stood up and slowly walked away...

Elect Fred O. Pittley: The Candidate of ALL the special interests.

"I think he's running as an independent."

"Even in the virtual world I haven't made partner."

2019 Debate: "I'd like to begin by calling my opponent a babbling idiot!"

It's not the Winning. It's the Taking Part that Counts. Vote Lib Dem.

Vote for Noah for Ship's Captain. I received a campaign contribution from every species except unicorn. Well, I guess that settles that!

It's the season for political candidates to deliver their pitch to voters. Sometimes the pitch is like a fastball, direct and to the point. Or the pitch might be like a curve, starting off on one path and then going in a different direction. Voters might see a pitch like a changeup, something completely unexpected. Unfortunately, too often the candidate's pitch is like a knuckleball - it just seems to be erratic and nonsensical!

The Snipe Hunt.

VOTE HERE, 14TH PRECINCT, 'ABANDON HOPE, ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE.'

Jeffersuni and Pat Iraq Henry.

Biden Droppings.

Sean Hannity

Finally, a Way to Make Money in California

'Remember, Chuckles, never discount the write-in vote of circus fans.'

'I don't want just your vote. I want to go to bed with you and 70 percent of your income, too!'