Election Season Humorists T-Shirts

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

Stay the Course.

War of Words

'...and as a consequence, you lot all redundant. I'm not making it up.'

'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'

OVERPOPULATION CRISIS LOOMS!, 'If the Government really wanted zero population growth, they'd turn the problem over to the Pentagon.'

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

'This is just a thought, but is there any way we could tax OTHER countries?'

'The trouble with electing a man on horseback is that somebody has to clean up after him.'

"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."

RIP: Here lies the last remains of civility and honesty in the political process.

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

'They expect us to vote cold sober?'

'You've got to help me, Doc - I'm a swing voter!'

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

Good Christians should be willing to die for President Trump."

'Pander to voters? Me?'

England's jester - United States' jester.

Trump the Shepherdess

"If memory serves, the alternative to being a McGovern-nik was being a Nixon-nik."

'Look out, he has a gun!'

Thoughts that never cross Trump's mind. . .

"Give me moderation or give me death!"

'And I suppose YOU'VE never started an unnecessary war!'

'This is a really low budget approach to stopping illegal immigration.'

'The following program may not be suitable for those of you who are sick and tired of politics....'