Eighties Style Gifts

"Aargh! That�s an eighties earring!"

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

George Michael

In case of funky emergency, break glass

How hit songs get their names

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck, without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less than manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and months at a time ... and never once grow anything more than a little stubble? I think maybe yo

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

Painting the town Mauve

'Not the Adam Ant!'

"We built this city on rock and roll which was a mistake."

'It's the sixties, they want their shirt back!'

"Don't go all retro on me - we're supposed to keep moving forwards."

"He can still fit into the clothes he wore in the sixties."

"It's that scratch music."

Pasta of the Eighties

"That bluish layer there is an accumulation of denim jackets from the Eightiezoic Era."

I love Vintage

What Did You Do During the Culture War, Daddy?

'80's Cow

"...Even Death himself went through a 'Glam Reaper' phase."

Wordilly Durdillies - Saturday night beaver

'This is my original eighties designer stubble.'

'Those shell suits are just sooo 1980's!' - hermit crab in crab meat tin criticises one in a shell

Mysteries of Fashion No, 8 - The 90's

'It's an exciting time - so many possibilities for reforms.'

"Damn it, the eighties are over!"

Laundry in the 80's.

Haven't you heard? Shoulder pads are on the way out.

Man sees 'Back to the Eighties' poster, says "OMD!"

"I suppose it's been a while since we bought you casual clothes. What's wrong with the ones you've got?"

Special! Thrill to Last Season's Pro Football!

Dave Gahan

Lambada: The Forgotten Dance

"Oh no! We've lost a competition and now some old, forgotten pop singer from the eighties is going to perform in our living room!"